Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly tried throw somechunks to a massive alligator. Witnesses claim that Trump even got a little a bit personal with the creature, leading some raised eyebrows. The {entireincident was captured on video, and pictures have quickly gone popular online. check here
- The reason for this encounter is unknown
- deliberately went there
- people are theorizing that he wastesting his bravery
Urgent Update: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President Bigly Don has faced off against a pack of highly venomous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
A nervous pool boy claim to have seen the former leader battling with the creatures, wielding a silver spoon. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from Mr. Trump's staff.
Stay tuned for more updates on this bizarre event!
The Donald's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Tweeter-in-Chief is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, packing his best suits. He's even rumored to be put in a gold-plated bidet during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Alligator Alcatraz? You Betcha, Says Trump
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. This situation down in Florida is gettin' out of hand. They got these alligators runnin' amok. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em wander around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta make an example of these beasts. That's why I say we gotta build a special prison - Alcatraz for alligators, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' dealin' with the tough stuff.
- Drain the Swamp!
The Don's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical campaign rally, folks. The Boss Man himself is hitting the swamps on a wild maniacal rampage. That's right, we're talking about Trumpbattling beastly reptiles. Sources say he's packing his a brand new baseball cap and ready to unleash some swamp-justice. Will he emerge victorious? Only time will tell!
Can You Believe This?! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are not gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, former Prez Trump, has decided to embark on a wild expedition. He's swapping his golf clubs for some serious grit and is diving into a pen full of hungry alligators! Word on the street that this whole thing was his idea.
What could possibly go wrong?? Only time will show.